A spoof by Hollytuft! Enjoy!

Cat run cycle animation by klaracrystalpaws-d85cu91

Fireheart: Hey Graystripe wanna annoy RiverClan?

Graystripe: But they might kill us! *Shivers*

Fireheart: Nonsense! *Punches Graystripe hard on the head*

Graystripe: Ow...

Fireheart: Get over it mousebrain!

Bluestar: *Stands over Fireheart* Don`t do that!

Fireheart: *Punches Bluestar 100 times hard on head*

Bluestar: *passes out*

Whitestorm: FIREKITTYPET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases Fireheart around*

Fireheart: *Mews like kit* help! Help!

Graystripe: Hahahahahahahaha!

Whitestorm: *kills Fireheart* Firekittypet!

Bluestar: *wakes up* What happened?

Whitestorm: What happened is Firekittypet was killed!

Bluestar: *dances victory*

Tigerclaw: What`s going on here?

Bluestar: Firekittypet was killed.

Tigerclaw: Yay! *Dances in circle*

Firekittypet: I`m dead.

  • cats look at Fireheart*

Bluestar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whitestorm: What zombie...?

Fireheart: I am a zombie.

Whitestorm: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *Runs and mews like a kit*

Fireheart: StarClan, sorry.

The next morning...

Whitestorm: Guys, yesterday did you see that zombie?

Bluestar: Yes, everyone did.

Hollyleaf: Hi, I`m from the future.

Bluestar: Really?

Graystripe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hollyleaf: Firestar is my father.

Bluestar: Wait. Who is Firestar?

Hollyleaf: idk.

Graystripe: *Jumps into future portal* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Firekittypet: Graystripe! Wa! *cries like a kit*

Whitestorm: THE ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bluestar: *faints*

Graystripe: Hi, other myself

Other Graystripe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! TWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs and hides*

Firestar: What the StarClan?

Hollynothing: I`m an invisible version of Hollyleaf. My name is Hollynothing.

Graystripe: Hi, Hollynothing. Wait, your a ghost... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs and hides in bush*

Hollynothing: ...

Whitestorm: Now I`m in the future!

Graystripe: *hugs Whitestorm* Protect me!!!!!!

Whitestorm: Okay, Graykit.

Graykit: Thanks.

Back in camp...

Bluestar: Graystripe! Whitestorm! Where are you!!!!!!!!

Lionblaze: Hi, I`m also from the future.


Bluestar: Who was that?

Lionblaze: Don`t ignore us!!!!!!

Everyone: ...

Bluestar: Calm down!

Lionblaze: Never!

In the future...

Hollynothing: I`m not a ghost.

Graystripe: Yes you are!

Whitestorm: Shhhh... Graykit go to sleep. *Sings lullaby*

Graykit: *Drinks from Whitestorm`s bottle*

Bluestar: *jumps in future portal*

Whitestorm: *Drops Graykit* Bluestar your here!

Bluestar: GRAYSTRIPE!!!!!!

Whitestorm: Whaa..?

Bluestar: How dare you do that!!!

Graykit: Mama I`m fine.

Bluestar: *Punches Graykit hard on head* Get your memory back!

Whitestorm: Don`t hurt my kit!

Bluestar: Hush.

Whitestorm: ...

Hollynothing: I can help!

Whitestorm: No you can`t Hollynothing!!!

Hollynothing: Grrr...

Back at camp...

Whitenothing: Where is everybody!?

Bluenothing: Right here.